I am Lex. Lexandria.

According to the rambling alcoholic.

33 Facts about Guys

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
24. Guys keep secrets that girl tells them.
25. Guys think too much.
26. Guy’s fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

 So what about girls?

This must be the biggest mystery yet to be solved.

1. Girls look out for nice chaps who are neat and presentable but having good looks and physiques are bonuses. Having talents for drawing, singing, playing musical instruments adds more points.
2. Girls hate flirts, flingers, bastards, assholes.
3.When a girl says she doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way she is.  Or maybe she’s going through the monthly thingie.
4. Girls don’t flirt around unless they are unattached. Just before bed, they’ll analyze who were the ones flirting with her.

5. When a girl really likes you, she will be all demure to you.
6. Girls go crazy over a guy’s cologne.
7. Girls will try not to get the attention of the guy whom she is interested in.
8. When you touch a girl’s heart, she’ll probably want to see more of you.
9. When a girl says “no”, 80% of the time she don’t really mean it.
10. You have to tell a girl what you really want before she starts guessing.
11. Girls love their shoes.
12. A girl will sacrifice anything for the love of her man.
13. A girl often thinks about the guy who likes her. But this doesn’t mean that she will like him, which eventually will.
14. You can never understand a girl until you start listening and observing.
15. If a girl tells you she loves you, prepare to be romanced.

16. Girls can spread gossips like a wild fire in a forest –  It just gets bigger. 
17. Girls’ weaknesses: A cuddle, chocolates, flowers, shoes and bags.

18. Girls are hardly open about themselves.
19. Girls uses casual dates/ get-togethers to test if the guy is interested.
20. Girls hate the monthly thingies. 
21. Girls secretly admire guys that they like even if they’re not up to their standard.
22. If a girl tells you her problems, she trusts you.

23. An usual act that proves that the girl likes you is when she keeps chatting up with you.
24. Girls keep secrets of what other  girls tell them.
25. Girls are very sensitive.
26. Girls’ imagination is unlimited.
27. Guys’ height and weight matters to girls.

28. Girls are always posessive, depends if she wants you to know or not.
29. Girls talk about anything – shopping, shoes, clothes, men.

30. Girls like guys who can commit.
31. If a girl says you smell nice, she’s smittened.
32. Girls hate guys who are MCPs.
33. Girls love you more than you love them whenever they are serious in a relationship.

Disclaimer. The information on this entry is for humour purposes only.